At this exact moment, I am in possession of four jobs: 2 full-time, 1 part-time, 1 3/4 time. (They only all overlap for about 2 weeks. Then, the most that they add up to beyond that is 2 full time. Because, really it sounds so much better when I explain it that way.)
Oh, and as my mother astutely pointed out, I am also enrolled in a writing class until the end of April.
Oh, but just wait until you see the prize at the end of this!