(This one from work.)
Me: Hey, C—-, I’m trying to get some support for this charity boxing idea I have.
Coworker 1: We’re doing charity boxing here?
Me: Well…no. But…don’t you think we should?
Coworker 1: Are you volunteering to fight?
Me: Of course.
Coworker 2: Her volunteering is not the problem. She’s also volunteering her opponents.
Me: (to Coworker 1): Just think about it. Me and you-know-who in the ring. Just picture it. I wouldn’t even need that long. Think how many problems that would solve.
Coworker 2: I don’t like where this conversation is going…